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Local Danville crazed teenager Candace Flynn has landed herself an extended holiday in Danville Mental Health Facility.
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Candace Flynn, daughter of Linda Flynn-Fletcher and Lawrence Fletcher, has been escorted from their suburban Danville home to the local mental hospital, after Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher called authorities. The mother called into authorities after their daughter's most recent outburst, an activity the 15 year old teen is oft to do.
"I just couldn't take it anymore," said Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher, when asked about the decision to send their daughter away. "She's obsessive. She spends hours, making up the next big crime to put blame onto her brothers. Just last week, she called me while at the grocery store, claiming the boys had staged a democratic election. My son and step son are twelve years old. How would they even get the paperwork, let alone, the man power for set up, coordination, all of that?" The interview ended early as Linda, formerly the teen pop sensation Lindana, broke into tears, and Mr. Fletcher had our reporters leave.
The two brothers previously mentioned are Phineas Flynn, and his step brother Ferb Fletcher. The two child prodigies mourn the loss of their sister in the household. "I know Candace can get really stressed out, so while I'll miss her, I think some time alone be good for her," stated Flynn. "In fact, My step-brother and I know what we're going to do today." We looked to Ferb Fletcher for further clarity into this supposed plans. He had no comment.
The current mental state, and/or a progress report of Candace Flynn has not been made public. Updates will be as soon as they are made public. What are your thoughts on this teenage schizophrenic? Should she be let go? What are her brothers actually doing to make her freak out like this?
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