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Mar 29, 20212 min read

New MacGyver Inspired Game Show!!

Mar 17, 20212 min read

Local Demon Making Neighborhood Irrational!

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Would You Name YOUR Child This?

Mar 15, 20212 min read

Support groups for Dad Jokes taking over the nation!

Mar 12, 20212 min read

Evidence this weekday MIGHT be killing you . . .

Mar 11, 20212 min read

Chocolate Milk doesn't come from CHOCOLATE COWS!?

Mar 10, 20212 min read

New zoo exhibit is not what it's Quacked up to be. . .

Mar 9, 20211 min read

New Line of Food Flavored Alcohol!

Mar 8, 20212 min read

Charlie Brown Feeling Blue After Diagnosis!

Mar 5, 20212 min read

It's OFFICIALLY Time to Duel! New Sport Joining ESPN!

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Mar 15, 20212 min read

Support groups for Dad Jokes taking over the nation!

The DJA organization has seen an increase of new members joining weekly, causing a search for bigger meeting spot selections. Have you...

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Mar 12, 20212 min read

Evidence this weekday MIGHT be killing you . . .

A recent hospital entry in Oshkosh, WI, might be giving the phrase a "case of the Monday's" new meaning. Local accountant Cory Ona has...

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Mar 11, 20212 min read

Chocolate Milk doesn't come from CHOCOLATE COWS!?

Until now, it has been common knowledge there are a variety of cows that have flavored milk, which has been sold in stores to many's...

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Mar 10, 20212 min read

New zoo exhibit is not what it's Quacked up to be. . .

The local Menominee Park Zoo has unveiled a new habitat, one listed for a Peregrine Falcon, the fastest air-based mammal. However, the...

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Mar 9, 20211 min read

New Line of Food Flavored Alcohol!

Up-and-coming liquor distributor "Fun Brew," is unveiling a new line of beers, with distinct food-based flavors. Trending titles include:...

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Feb 25, 20211 min read

Flintstones Car in Real Life?

Could the car used by the prehistoric family become a reality? Disclaimer: This and all the other articles are based on fact, but NOT...

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Feb 21, 20211 min read

Local Bars add Seatbelts to Bar Stools!

Disclaimer: This and all the other articles are based on fact, but NOT FACTUAL in. reality. The article you are about to read may...

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