Local Bars add Seatbelts to Bar Stools!

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After a number of concussions, and other related head injuries rose to an all time high, a bar in Oshkosh, WI has recently installed seatbelts to all of the bar stools.

The seatbelts were installed at the bottom of the stools, as well as the backsides of the seating booths inside the bar. "This is revolutionary," said a frequent customer of this bar. "I can't believe I didn't think of this!" The frequent customer of this bar's medical chart was posted online showing he is now suffering brain damage. A fact that surprised no one, as he is a raging alcoholic. More bars across the country have posted to their social medias, sparking a movement for seatbelts on their bar stools. Many bar owners have taken to this trend, while others question the budgeting of installing these. The bars who have installed these belts have seen an increase in safety, and a decrease in customers. Wonder why?

Should more bars install these seatbelts? Should survival of the fittest hold sway? Leave your thoughts below! #imnotabelter #seatbelts #barstool #bars #newsyouneed