Support groups for Dad Jokes taking over the nation!

The DJA organization has seen an increase of new members joining weekly, causing a search for bigger meeting spot selections.

Have you ever had your dad give you the lamest, cringiest, most VANILLA joke of all time? With the help of the DJA, this is an issue of the past.

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Local Oshkosh father John Smithee attended his very first meeting of the DJA, better known as Dad Jokes Anonymous. Why would we out this man from his earned anonymity? Give us a break! We needed SOMETHING to write about! Anyways, Smithee attended his first meeting and had nothing but praise for the organization. "For too long I have made my children cringe to the sound of my voice," said Smithee. "The second I opened my mouth to attempt to lift their spirits with a joke, it was as if I bursted their ear drums."

Smithee isn't the only one praising this program, as many are joining up with the DJA, creating a new call to action: a bigger meeting space. The organization now at 55+ members weekly, have been regularly meeting in the stockroom of White Castle, and already invaded the stalls for extra seating. However, the manager, at the risk of running a stroke from yelling, has given this organization the boot. Not a huge loss for the DJA, because who the heck eats at White Castle. Shortly after this article was written, members Harold and Kumar swore off the DJA.

Some ideas presented in the last meeting of the DJA proved to be intriguing, but not with the capacity for that many people. John Smithee weighed in stating, "After about an hour of trying other fast food restaurants, we realized we were just eating. The only true place that could hold us would be one consisting of pure dad joke energy." Smithee then went on to explain how his house is off limits. He mansion of a house is off limits. *sigh*

If you or anyone you know has an idea for the new meeting place for Dad Jokes Anonymous, please contact the head of their organization at 222-356-5387, or follow their instagram handle @dadpleasestop

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