![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9e83be_4f22fd61b09e4ad2ae8ec3d89e6592de~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_576,h_378,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/9e83be_4f22fd61b09e4ad2ae8ec3d89e6592de~mv2.jpg)
Could the car used by the prehistoric family become a reality?
Disclaimer: This and all the other articles are based on fact, but NOT FACTUAL in reality. The article you are about to read may reference real world statistics and facts, but the overall article's purpose is a comedic story or a satirical piece. Read at your own risk.
A recent interview with developers and mechanics at GMC, has revealed the car of the future. Or would it be the past? During the interview, CEO Mark Ruess gave us some details on the new "GMC Deeno" named after the famous pet dinosaur on the popular animated sitcom The Flintstones.
"It's the future of clean energy, and driving," Ruess had to say when asked about this anticipated release. "By reverting travel to a combination of 'by foot' and a standard vehicle, we are not burning any fossil fuels, as well as getting the exercise that people in this country definitely need."
You heard it here first, America . . . You're fat. However, this car could create a major improvement on our usage of fossil fuels, decreasing global warming, and lowering the obesity numbers in our country.
However, every yin has its yang, and this Flintstones car is no exception. Hospital cases have reached an all-time high when the testing subjects on this car have gotten severe injuries ranging from extreme blisters all the way to dismembered toes.
Would you spend the money on this prehistoric vehicle, or are you okay with being an Earth killer? Let us know in the comments!
Comments