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Up-and-coming liquor distributor "Fun Brew," is unveiling a new line of beers, with distinct food-based flavors. Trending titles include: Pump-It-Up Popcorn, Lazy Sunday Licorice, and Tantalizing Taco.
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Fun Brew distributors are lining up its summer catalog of fun and flavorful beers, however, with a twist. This beer tastes like food! No really! Like legitimate food! The company conducted focus groups, over the span of two years to get the PERFECT lineup of flavored alcoholic beverages for anyone from college students up to the seniors with diverse pallets.
The line up includes the following drinks: Pump-It-Up Popcorn, Tantalizing Taco, and Lazy Sunday Licorice!
Despite these fun and inviting titles, some further titles included later in the list may be evidence of a psychotic break in their R&D department. Some alarming titles of beer include: Depressing Donut Holes, Backstabbing Blueberry, and Apply Anger Issues.
Further evidence is shown by the companies Twitter account, retweeting nothing but "relatable and sad" tweets about once an hour for the duration of this month. Fun Brew, are you okay? Regardless of their questionable emotional health, the company has definitely garnered hype for their upcoming summer sales season.
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