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The local Menominee Park Zoo has unveiled a new habitat, one listed for a Peregrine Falcon, the fastest air-based mammal. However, the first viewing customers of the exhibit are enraged that this is a false front for their latest sight: baby ducks.
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While zoos already have enough rioters and vocalists against their set-up of caged animals, and why they should free them into the wild. However, the outrage of this false exhibit is unlike anything seen in Oshkosh zoo history.
The exhibit was being hyped up for visitors all over the zoo, as well as on their social media, and even local Oshkosh television. The highlight of one of the fastest animals on the planet is a feat to behold, as this animal is practically a cheetah in the sky.
However, despite the abysmal false advertising, some of the responses have been questionably aggressive. Signs that were seen at the zoo riots included phrases like "Baby Ducks are a waste of space!" and "Cute. Where's My Refund?!?"
In a surprising turn of events, it seems celebrity singer Usher came in for a surprise performance, with TRAINED DUCKS as back up dancers. Since this pop-up from the pop star, zoo ticket sales have been skyrocketing. Only question to remain is if this was all a marketing ploy by the zoo, or does this singer/dancer/icon need a quick couple of checks. Either way the negative backlash has died down significantly in the past few weeks.
Let us know what you think of this odd aviary tale! Would you attend an Usher/Baby Duck concert? Should there be an encore performance added to the zoo's schedule? You tell us! Like, comment & share!
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