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We are taught not to judge or discriminate against those who look different than ourselves. However, an Alabama town wasn't expecting Beezlebub to move next door!
Pictured above is the blueprint Furlow followed to blend in.Leslie Furlow, a male demon, yes we said demon, has moved into a suburb of Albertville, Alabama, where the town motto is too inappropriate even for PRINT.
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Furlow moved from his luxurious California home to Alabama for a new job opportunity, but has been more than turning heads. Some have sustained neck injuries from shock, stress, and claims of the room getting "hotter" when Furlow is around.
"I have no idea how the heck I am supposed to make everyone more comfortable," stated Furlow while watering his prize-winning daisy garden. "I have done everything possible and yet it's "CHRIST COMPELS YOU WYAHHHH" all day, everyday." Furlow was then asked if he would considered moving away, to which he replied, "I have already made some calls, unfortunately. The last time I think Alabama is a nice place to live."
Furlow's last statement has haunted our writing staff as, NOBODY thinks Alabama is a nice place. Regardless, the neighborhood watch in town think otherwise, despite their discriminatory ways. But what do you think?
Would you be okay with living next door to Furlow, knowing he is from the fire landscape below? Is his word trustworthy, or will you side with the southern charm of this backwater town?
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