Left-Handed Writers Say Down With Pencil Smudges!

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Outrage across the country from the southpaws! Left-handed artists and writers have had it with the pencil smudges that are almost exclusively localized to left-handed people. The organization "Left Hand Men & Women" are currently out-crying for a removal of right-handed writing and drawing material. Some famous left-handed celebrities have used their platform to speak on this hot topic. Such famous southpaws include: Seth Rogen, Tom Cruise, and Ned freaking Flanders. Flanders was seen outside Springfield Mall with this to say: "This is not okiedokiely okay!" You may remember Mr. Flanders owned a store for left-handed items. May all of us here at News You Need remind you, that store went out of business decades ago. Where do you stand on this issue? Which of your hands are using throwing in the air at your local protests? Let us know in the comments! #lefties4lyfe #southpaw #nedflanders #simpsons #newsyouneeduwo #uwo