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A man robbed of his clothes, left naked in the streets, contacted Supreme brand to send new "drip."
After the recent Dodgers game, Hugh Ganuss found himself waking up beaten and naked in the alleyway near Dodger Stadium, with no wallet, no keys, and most importantly, no drawers.
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Gannus, however, was in luck. The only thing left at his disposal, albeit cracked, was his cellular phone. Using the now cracked phone, he called his loved ones to pick him up before too many people spotted him. Especially any officers. However, this was not the only thing Ganuss found himself doing that night.
As soon as he got off the phone for his ride, he immediately contacted the people of Supreme - a streetwear brand often associated with high quality clothing, or as our younger readers refer to it "drip." Hugh left multiple voicemails detailing his plight, and begged the company to have heart and give him some new "drip."
A direct quote from these voicemails, is as follows:
"I want to be the drippiest guy in L.A., Supreme. I got my clothes stolen, with my wallet and keys. Even if I could buy your high quality drip, it's not meant to be. Maybe you could see it in your hearts, to let this lonely simp get just a little closer to his biggest drip-related dreams." Ganuss's 15 minute long speech on voicemail ended with him saying, "It would be quite poggers of you"
For those of you who did understand a word of what Hugh Ganuss had to say, don't worry. We're with you all the way.
The streetwear company has yet to respond, most likely due to the fact that Hugh Ganuss, in fact has, no drip.
What do you think, readers? Should the company dabble in some drip charity? Should Hugh just shut up and get dressed at home? You let us know in the comments! And be sure to like and share this post, to get more of the News You Need!
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