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Roadrunner Finally Rid Of Coyote in Court Case
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- Mar 2, 2021
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Wile E. Coyote convicted of first-degree murder with use of a deadly weapon, with intent to distribute.
The iconic rivalry between Wile E. Coyote and the infamous Roadrunner, is one we have all witnessed at one point in our lives. However, newer generations will not get to experience this as Coyote is currently being processed at Douglas Prison in Arizona, after being charged with First-degree murder with a deadly weapon, with an intent to distribute.
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The charges were filed by the Roadrunner, after years of Wile E. attempting to kill and cook the bird. Roadrunner, surprisingly stuck around after the trial to give us some insight. "Meep meep," was the direct quote from the speeding aviary. Truly an inspiring quote at that. Instances of the coyote's charges didn't end with first-degree murder, but also:
- Breaking and Entering
- Theft
- Grand Theft Auto
The list is endless. When asked for insight into why he acted out his aggression towards the Roadrunner in this way, Coyote left us with no comment. Honorary Judge Bugs Bunny was involved in the trial, which he deemed "Better than spending time with Daffy." Judge Bunny sentenced Coyote to maximum 20 years in prison, as almost all Looney Tunes characters go back to their old ways in a matter of 5-11 minutes. The judge, in a not-so-surprising turn of events then turned to the court cam, looked directly into the camera's eye, asking all who were watching "Ain't I a stinker?"
Readers, what are your thoughts on this sentencing? Should Coyote be punished for trying to eat, or was he just too extra? Was Roadrunner justified in his wish for privacy and safety, or is he also being extra, given he has super-speed? Leave a comment down below with your thoughts! Like and Share this article, as well as our other great stories for more of the News You Need!
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